The Oyster Smack is located in Essex, England along the River Crouch. The inn consists of a main building with five rooms and another five rooms in separate chalets. The rooms all include king size beds, free Wi-Fi service, and flat-screen televisions. The en-suite bathrooms include hair dryers and fresh towels. Coffee and tea making facilities are also provided in the rooms. Free parking is available at the hotel, the main building of which dates back to the 1800s. Despite its age, the inside has been completely modernised for the convenience of the guests. A continental breakfast is provided for guests, and the in-house restaurant at the Oyster Smack Inn serves a main menu that includes oysters, as the name suggests, as well as a wide variety of other meats, sea food, and poultry dishes Attractions near the hotel include Mangapps Railway Museum and the popular Waterfront beach area.
The inn is located on a main road in the middle of the village. The Waterfront is not far away, and you will easily be able to walk to several of the small local shops and scenic spots. The inn is also conveniently located for touring around Essex by car
Many guests stated that their rooms were clean and spacious, offering plenty of room to spread out and unpack for longer stays. Several guests also said that the bathrooms were quite clean and well maintained. So, you aren't likely to find any mould, mildew, or leaky plumbing in the bathrooms.
Guests consistently say that the food at the Oyster Smack Inn is delicious, especially the seafood. You can expect the inn to live up to its name when you sample the oysters and other restaurant fare.
Many guests were upset by the fact that it seems impossible to consistently heat or cool their rooms. There are no heating or air conditioning systems for them to individually control. As a result, you might find the temperature of your room to be uncomfortable.
Although the inn serves a continental breakfast each morning, several guests expressed their disappointment that cooked breakfasts are only served a few days a week. Many guests also expressed their disappointment at having to serve themselves at times during breakfast.
Several guests mentioned that certain rooms don't have traditional windows, only ceiling windows that are impossible to see out or open easily. Guests also commented that the rooms are not soundproof at all. Every little noise can be heard.
No, The Oyster Smack doesn’t offer pool areas.
No, The Oyster Smack doesn’t allow pets.
No, The Oyster Smack doesn’t provide parking.
The Oyster Smack is located in 112 Station Road, CM0 8HR, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom.
The Oyster Smack Nearby attractions include Airport London Stansted, Kent County Show, West Gate Towers, Lakeside, Weston Homes Community Stadium, London Southend Airport, Frinton on Sea Beach, St Augustine's Abbey.
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